Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Events

This Spike guy from the comment section appears to be taking credit for these killings. He also seems to be profoundly annoying and close-minded, even by the rather low standards most of you set.

I just have one thing to say to you, Spike: Seriously? Out of all the screen names you could have chosen, you chose "Spike"? Not a very creative one are you? Word of advice, the cool kids don't have to try to seem cool.

Little to report aside from the fact that it's very easy to follow a trail of bodies, even if few of them were actually Servants in life (bit paranoid, are we, Spikey?)

So let's see how the rest of the net is faring....

Sweetrobin has dropped off the radar, and furthermore his blog has been inherited by a woman whose name is one letter away from being racially insensitive.

That chick who is obsessed with the stuff in thermometers is back. I have no idea how she escaped the Empty City, but it appears she has now gone, to be blunt, cookoo-bananas, so there's that.

A certain woman's new doll is a headcase, but then again, when are her dolls NOT?

Mystery has FINALLY cut ties with her ghastly family. (Honestly I'm almost tempted to hunt down her sister and let the two lovebirds have their way with her; Executor's promises don't bind me at all. Of course, I have my own problems and frankly someone as arrogant as that woman is going to run afoul of an Entity sooner or later) And now she's got a mysterious protector with a bird fetish. How lovely.

And finally, the crazy Blind Man cultist chick is back! And she's some sort of chosen one or something.

My, that's a lot of crazy women.

Oh, and apparently Peter Rivers-- remember him?-- is some sort of spokesman for the Entities? I don't fucking know. Probably a few of them are up to something and using him as a convenient pawn.

I should probably stop typing now. Lexi heard something about another killing and that eye is outside my window again.

-STEWARD

6 comments:

  1. Thank you for your compassion Steward. It's nice to know that you are still human despite your... employer. Still, I'm sure you have enough on your plate without involving yourself in my family's issues. And my niece needs a mother.

    But thank you again.

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  2. Don't you know, Steward? Crazy ladies make the world a little more entertaining. And Mystery isn't crazy, well, not yet. Hoping to try and avoid that.

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  3. Rivers controlled? Poor kid.

    Fuck you, Steward. :D

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  4. My boss has asked me to point out that in games of skill and chance the House always, absolutely, without fail, wins.

    Make of that what you will.

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  5. Oh, Steward, do you liken yourself to some Newcaster?

    I pity you. I really do.

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  6. I wish you wouldn't bicker so loudly, I'm trying to read...

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