Monday, May 2, 2011

Why

Unless something interesting actually happens, don't any new posts for the next week or too. I'd love to fill this blog with unless logs about Miss Rivera's daily routine, really, but I doubt I'd be able to keep my sanity.

...Don't even think about responding to that.

Anyway, I decided to reveal to all you delusional lackwits who think you actually have a chance the true purpose of this blog. Master wishes for the secrets of His fellows to be spilled out for all to see. He wishes for tales of the Archangel, the Cold Boy, the Wooden Girl, the Plague Doctor, the Convocation, the Empty City, the Rake, the Choir-- all of them-- to spread out and propagate, in much the same way that his tales have.

You see, the true purpose of this blog is to let you all know that, even if you manage to break the laws of reality and actually harm Him, you will not be free. The purpose of this blog is to let you know just how well and truly fucked you all are.

Which brings me to Emily Rivera: she doesn't blog.

That, in a nut shell, is what makes her so interesting. Many of you have felt it-- the compulsion to tell your stories in a public forum. The need to share your tales of Master with all you can. Even those of you who believe that He becomes stronger as you do continue to blog, continue to succumb to that compulsion. Even I felt it, before I realized the inevitable and was accepted into Master's service.

Emily does not blog. She remains, for the most part, unaware of these blogs. Which means that either she's immune to the Compulsion, or it has never been projected onto her.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention: the Compulsion? Master's not the one who sends it out.

-STEWARD

17 comments:

  1. i must say i am intrigued by some of these other entities u mention

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  2. Such childish nihilism.

    Entirely appropriate, of course, but.

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  3. the Archangel, the Cold Boy, the Wooden Girl, the Plague Doctor, the Convocation, the Empty City, the Rake, the Choir
    Wow, this sounds like a pretty awesome Legion of Doom you've got here. All that's missing is the Joker.

    Although, I don't know how scary "the Empty City" sounds. I mean, what's really scary about a city?

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  4. some freak in a gasmask,a shaking little boy,a girl who can be burned to shit by a lighter,a horrible doctor,a group,an empty city of hell,and a freaky fucking choir.why don't you just add zalgo and your done.i hear he's becoming real.

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  5. Zalgo? Don't be ridiculous. He died last summer. I think he was killed by an emaciated guy or something.

    -STEWARD

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  6. Those in glass houses should not throw stones.

    Don't you think?

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  7. People, people, please.

    Don't delve into what you cannot understand.

    Though I did chuckle at the Legion of Doom remark. It would be much easier if it worked like that, believe you me.

    And Zalgo? totally real. Totally.

    >sarcasm above<

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  8. Rivers, if one should not delve into things one cannot understand, why are you here at all?

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  9. Believe you me, I ask myself that everyday.

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  10. I hate when I know I'm asking questions I'm going to regret, but who causes this compulsion?

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  11. Are you serious? What the fuck do you think I'm trying to find out?

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  12. Why do you have a blog?

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  13. Why is Slenderman known as the Black King?

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  14. The pictures on the Fear wiki make them look like a league of super villains, however the truth is far more serious....

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  15. Slendy is known as the Black King because he is the source of power for the other fears. In other words, get rid of him and the others lose their powers, too. In OH GOD, THE RAPTURE IS BURNING it happenend!

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    1. ...what? When did that happen? o_o

      -the guy who wrote OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING

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